Our Favorite Knock Knock Jokes Of All Time

Our Favorite Knock Knock Jokes Of All Time

When my son Matteo was around 4 years old my husband started teaching him knock-knock jokes. He giggled and giggled and they laughed and it became an everyday joke fest. There were knock-knock jokes in the car, at dinner, at bedtime and anytime he wanted to play. We also invented a bunch of silly made up jokes.

When it came time to find a name for my banner company, I started a list and started brainstorming with my husband. All of a sudden he yelled out Knock Knock Banners! We both loved it and loved how it tied in to our family.

Knock Knock Jokes

We found my step-daughter’s book The Clown Arounds Go On Vacation by Joanna Cole but when we started reading it to our son we didn’t realize it had knock-knock jokes in the story.

Knock KnockClown Arounds
Who’s There?
Philip!
Philip Who?
Philip the gas tank, please.

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here!

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Boo!
Boo Who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.

 

It’s worth adding this book to your collection. My son has loved it since he was little!

I’ve compiled a list of our all time favorite knock knock jokes. If your little one is anything like mine they will love these.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard I know?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cows!
Cows who?
Cows go ‘moo’ not who!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Ashe
Ashe who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cowsgo.
Cowsgo who?
No they don’t, cowsgo moo.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I knocked.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Water?
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly jokes.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub. It is overflowing.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Philip
Philip who?
Philip up my glass please, I’m thirsty!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dwain
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub, I’m drowning.

Which one is your favorite knock-knock joke? The one that your little one loves to tell over and over again? Feel free to share your jokes with us below.

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