Our Favorite Knock Knock Jokes Of All Time
When my son Matteo was around 4 years old my husband started teaching him knock-knock jokes. He giggled and giggled and they laughed and it became an everyday joke fest. There were knock-knock jokes in the car, at dinner, at bedtime and anytime he wanted to play. We also invented a bunch of silly made up jokes.
When it came time to find a name for my banner company, I started a list and started brainstorming with my husband. All of a sudden he yelled out Knock Knock Banners! We both loved it and loved how it tied in to our family.
We found my step-daughter’s book The Clown Arounds Go On Vacation by Joanna Cole but when we started reading it to our son we didn’t realize it had knock-knock jokes in the story.
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Philip!
Philip Who?
Philip the gas tank, please.
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Boo!
Boo Who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.
It’s worth adding this book to your collection. My son has loved it since he was little!
I’ve compiled a list of our all time favorite knock knock jokes. If your little one is anything like mine they will love these.
Knock knock Who's there? Howard! Howard who? Howard I know? |
Knock knock Who's there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me! |
Knock knock Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in |
Knock knock Who's there? Cows! Cows who? Cows go 'moo' not who! |
Knock knock Who's there? Tank! Tank who? You're welcome! |
Knock knock Who’s there? Luke! Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and you can see! |
Knock knock Who's there? Wooden shoe! Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? |
Knock, knock Who's There? Ashe Ashe who? Bless you! |
Knock, knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! |
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who? No they don't, cowsgo moo. |
Knock Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I knocked. |
Knock knock! Who's there? Water? Water who? Water way to answer the door! |
Knock knock! Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep telling silly jokes. |
Knock Knock! Who's there? Cash. Cash who? I knew you were a nut! |
Knock, knock Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub. It is overflowing. |
Knock, knock Who's there? Nana Nana who? Nana your business! |
Knock, knock Who's there? Philip Philip who? Philip up my glass please, I'm thirsty! |
Knock, knock Who's there? Dwain Dwain who? Dwain the bathtub, I'm drowning. |
Which one is your favorite knock-knock joke? The one that your little one loves to tell over and over again? Feel free to share your jokes with us below.